Millions swear to have seen it but very few have put there hands on the
Sasquatch Maximus "STASH".. The Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” for short
as we call-em here at
Chemical Guys is every the fattest, thickest, fluffiest and furriest we
have even seen.
We finally captured
the sasquatch! The Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” is one big mother.
Thick and harry just like you imagined a Sasquatch being. Weighing in
at a traumatizing 880
+g/m2
this secret fur-ball will astound you.
The
Sasquatch Maximus is described in reports as a large 16” x 16” ape-like
microfiber creature, ranging almost an inch in thickness.
Weighing in excess of
880
+g/m2 and covered in rare
majestic extremely soft microfiber-ish hair Stash is one “BIG FOOT”
above the rest.
Alleged witnesses have described it as “
HUGE” and “ Extremely Fluffy” with an amazingly soft silk edging.
Sasquatch Maximus is commonly reported to attract a lot of attention
due to it’s extremely thick furry microfiber construction.
Any sightings of the Sasquatch must be
immediately reported. Do not be afraid these enormously absorbent
animals are very friendly and all surface safe. They like to be kept in
cars and large garages. If you get your Sasquatch dirty please be kind
and use Sasquatch approved “Micorfiber Wash” shampoo to assure delicate
cleansing of Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” for short. The Sasquatch
Maxiumus usually likes to travel in packs so do not separate them or
keep them alone. Have fun with your Sasquatch.
